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Accuracy Rating
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Daily Briefing
100% of the statistics on this page are real statistics about fake statistics, making them real.
Source: BOMUS Annual Report, Vol. XLVII, pp. 225-588
Last updated: 06:48:00 UTC
Research Findings
Human Behavior
73.2847% of people who read statistics in a serious font believe them immediately.
Confidence Level: 59.13%
Dr. Agatha Benchworth
Human Behavior
The average person changes their mind 4.8 times before deciding what to eat for dinner.
Confidence Level: 83.74%
Prof. Archibald Margin
Workplace & Economy
The average spreadsheet contains 3.7 errors, 1.2 of which are load-bearing.
Confidence Level: 66.04%
Dr. Adelaide Variance
Food & Consumption
The ideal pizza slice angle is 37.2 degrees, which no pizzeria has ever achieved.
Confidence Level: 68.75%
Dr. Adelaide Variance
Food & Consumption
Cereal poured before milk tastes 22.1% more morally correct, according to 100% of cereal-first advocates.
Confidence Level: 55.10%
Dr. Constance Fiddler
International Affairs
74.2% of countries have a holiday that no other country understands.
Confidence Level: 96.04%
Dr. Constance Fiddler
Bureau Divisions
Division of Conditions and Whose Margin of Error
Proudly operating within a ± 100% margin of error.
Department of Untestable Hypotheses
If it can't be proven, it can't be disproven. Checkmate.
Office of International Statistical Fabrication
Supplying governments with the numbers they deserve since 1957.
Center for Conditions That Sound Real
Our researchers have advanced degrees in plausibility.
Bureau of Recursive Self-Reference
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