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Active Researchers
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Accuracy Rating
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Daily Briefing
The average person changes their mind 4.8 times before deciding what to eat for dinner.
Source: BOMUS Annual Report, Vol. XLVII, pp. 130-776
Last updated: 19:45:45 UTC
Research Findings
Human Behavior
47.9% of people singing in the shower believe they could have gone professional.
Confidence Level: 67.93%
Prof. Archibald Margin
Science & Nature
Water molecules in the Pacific Ocean are 12% more laid-back than those in the Atlantic.
Confidence Level: 54.44%
Dr. Prudence Decimal
Workplace & Economy
Workers who say 'happy Monday' on Monday are trusted 56% less by their colleagues.
Confidence Level: 82.77%
Dr. Gertrude Coefficient
Food & Consumption
A watched pot never boils. An unwatched pot boils over within 11 seconds.
Confidence Level: 48.69%
Prof. Thaddeus Deviation
Food & Consumption
72.9% of leftovers are forgotten until they qualify as a science experiment.
Confidence Level: 72.57%
Prof. Nigel Crumpet III
International Affairs
Global handshake protocols vary across 194 countries, 12 of which consider a firm grip an act of war.
Confidence Level: 47.78%
Dr. Felicity Datapoint
Bureau Divisions
Division of Conditions and Whose Margin of Error
Proudly operating within a ± 100% margin of error.
Department of Untestable Hypotheses
If it can't be proven, it can't be disproven. Checkmate.
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Center for Conditions That Sound Real
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Bureau of Recursive Self-Reference
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