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Daily Briefing
The expiration date on bottled water is for the bottle, not the water. The water expired millions of years ago.
Source: BOMUS Annual Report, Vol. XLVII, pp. 278-570
Last updated: 00:41:06 UTC
Research Findings
Science & Nature
Photons travel at exactly the speed of light, except when running late.
Confidence Level: 92.04%
Prof. Clarence P-Value
Workplace & Economy
The probability of a 'quick question' actually being quick is 3.1%.
Confidence Level: 85.02%
Prof. Archibald Margin
Workplace & Economy
Per capita coffee consumption increases by 340% during budget season.
Confidence Level: 57.98%
Prof. Thaddeus Deviation
Food & Consumption
Approximately 1.3 billion cups of coffee are consumed daily. 800 million of those are described as 'necessary.'
Confidence Level: 82.74%
Dr. Felicity Datapoint
Meta-Statistics
The number of statistics in the world increases by 4.7 million per day. This is one of them.
Confidence Level: 83.59%
Dr. Adelaide Variance
International Affairs
Maritime law is understood by exactly nobody. This includes maritime lawyers.
Confidence Level: 80.73%
Dr. Gertrude Coefficient
Bureau Divisions
Division of Conditions and Whose Margin of Error
Proudly operating within a ± 100% margin of error.
Department of Untestable Hypotheses
If it can't be proven, it can't be disproven. Checkmate.
Office of International Statistical Fabrication
Supplying governments with the numbers they deserve since 1957.
Center for Conditions That Sound Real
Our researchers have advanced degrees in plausibility.
Bureau of Recursive Self-Reference
Please see the Bureau of Recursive Self-Reference for more information.
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