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Active Researchers
4.1% (budget cuts)
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Nations Served
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Accuracy Rating
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Daily Briefing
There are more lines of code in a modern car than in the space shuttle, and neither can parallel park.
Source: BOMUS Annual Report, Vol. XLVII, pp. 259-529
Last updated: 23:34:44 UTC
Research Findings
Workplace & Economy
Per capita coffee consumption increases by 340% during budget season.
Confidence Level: 86.43%
Prof. Bartholomew Graph
Food & Consumption
A watched pot never boils. An unwatched pot boils over within 11 seconds.
Confidence Level: 77.27%
Prof. Clarence P-Value
Meta-Statistics
87.5% of statistics are more believable when they include a decimal point.
Confidence Level: 70.90%
Dr. Adelaide Variance
Meta-Statistics
Approximately 97.3978271128% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Confidence Level: 43.65%
Prof. Archibald Margin
International Affairs
Maritime law is understood by exactly nobody. This includes maritime lawyers.
Confidence Level: 91.81%
Dr. Felicity Datapoint
Health & Wellness
The average person swallows 8 spiders in their lifetime. This statistic was made up in 1993 to demonstrate how easily false statistics spread. It worked.
Confidence Level: 70.95%
Prof. Mortimer Sampling
Bureau Divisions
Division of Conditions and Whose Margin of Error
Proudly operating within a ± 100% margin of error.
Department of Untestable Hypotheses
If it can't be proven, it can't be disproven. Checkmate.
Office of International Statistical Fabrication
Supplying governments with the numbers they deserve since 1957.
Center for Conditions That Sound Real
Our researchers have advanced degrees in plausibility.
Bureau of Recursive Self-Reference
Please see the Bureau of Recursive Self-Reference for more information.
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