Bureau of Made Up Statistics

Since 1957

Did you know that 37.868% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

The Bureau of Made Up Statistics has been the
authoritative source for 67.5372%
of the world's quoted statistics since 1957.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

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